Punchy Cube (Arcade)
Release Date: 2017
Platforms: Playstation 4, Xbox One, PC, Mac, Linux, possibly Wii U
ESRB Rating: RP
Get those cuboidal fists in the air! It’s time to kick some sphere!
Punchy Cube (A) plants players in the role of a college professor who has watched his once esteemed university taken over by nonsense–utter nonsense! He and his fellow educators once molded hungry minds in the ways of logic, science, reason, and mathematics–until now! The college has been overtaken by a mysterious group called the Way of Circutology, and rather than evidence and science, they champion circular reasoning and an anything-goes mentality! They believe their pulled-from-the-behind crankery is every bit as valuable as decades of hard evidence. Out with Astronomy, in with magic space fortunes! Nuts to history, they adopt conspiracy! The educators have lost their jobs, the students are getting dumber, and now… All other options have been exhausted. Is it time for…. action?
Punchy Cube (A) is a throw-back to the heyday of the arcade beat-em-up. All the action of classic gaming where you solved your problems in the streets with a swift kick or punch to the face! A modernized throw-back to the Final Fights and Streets of Rages of yesteryear, with a shiny cast of characters, over a theme of science versus superstition!
Be sure to check out the companion title to be released ahead of this: Punchy Cube: Fight!
Link to images on site
- Downloadable packet.